12/2/13 12:13am

A state desired
Much more tempting
When unattainable

11/28/2013 4:26am

The Raid: Redemption

Scull-cracking-est movie ever

A poem of violence

11/19/2013 4:03pm

Dear Vegan

Take some B12

Also, stop being annoying

6/17/2013 11:42pm

Dear insect
You landed in my mouth
This helps neither one of us

1/11/2013 1:08am

Unlike my young self

I now need a persuasive argument to be self indulgent,

Like "c'mon" for example

1/06/2013 3:00am

Minor distraction,
Bother me not
Lest you distract me from procreation